Whether some women like it or not, today's men are dipping into our turf! Yep, men are now more into spas than their usually sports bars. Weird right? At first they teased us women about the fake nails and hounded us about taking too long to get ready. Now, every time you turn down a block, there's 1 out of 8 men wearing a "man bag". WTF!!!??? Are man bags the new trend? Are they taking over the usual backwards cap look? Are men now becoming more feminine? Well guess what peoples....Men have now moved to Venus and from the looks of it they are staying there!

I remember the good ol' days when boy used to tease me about wearing a purse... They used to pull at it, throw it across the room and sometimes kick it. I didn't know they were jealous that I could be seen with one and not them. Oh I know they're happy as hell now! Kanye West and Jay-Z both are rappers and rappers are suppose to be hard core street thugs, not pretty ass men going to spas... It would be a trip to hear a rumor about Jay-Z getting mad at a manicurist for not putting the "right" color on his nails....lol That would be a great conversation piece. Aside from the man bag, there's another trend out to wreck our nerves and that is...wait for it...*drum roll*...... tight-I-can-see-your-balls jeans!

I love the trimmed pants on men, but I don't like it when I can tell how long his third leg is. Where are these "heterosexuals" getting these trends from. Please don't tell me its the once popular show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. You mean to tell me straight men were actually watching this over watching an episode of Stunts Gone Wrong on Spike TV? If not that then what else? I know they're not reading Vogue Magazine, that's for sure and they can't be watching How do I look. Maybe it's their favorite male celebs. Yeah... along side Jay and Kanye men like Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, Ne-yo, Cris Brown, David Beckham and Tom Cruise just to name some. What's ironic about these list of men is that they all are wealthy. Are wealthier the men the more girlier he'll be? Jeez, I hope not! This metrosexual Sh*t has got to stop. If I want a man to look better than men, it'll have to be my gay male friend whom sometimes go by the name of "Too Sweet 4 U" on his Myspace page....

I feel a little dirty and ashamed because I love a well dressed man, but not a girlie man that likes to go to spas and drink pina coladas.... I mean hey...That's How I feel!

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